wednesday questions

Just some random questions that have been floating around in my head this fine Wednesday...

• Why does the first bus that gets to my stop get into town LATER than the bus (and sometimes a third and a fourth bus) that comes along after it?


• Why do the fire department feel that it's necessary to drive three fire trucks through the streets of Adelaide during peak times?


• If you stand on the island in the middle of a four lane road and try and hail a taxi, do you really think any of them are going to stop (especially if there's a taxi rank less than 100 metres away)?


• Why have I been craving savoury/salty things for the past few days?


• How could I not know that part of the area I go through on my walk is called "Pinky Flat" (I'd heard the name, but just assumed that it was somewhere in the country)?


• Why does the bulb in your bedside lamp always blow out at the worst possible moment?


• Why don't I ever get given phones full of naked pictures of rugby players (oh and when the explicit versions finally surface, because they will, can somebody email them to me)?


• Does Boost Juice swapping from vanilla frozen yoghurt to strawberry frozen yoghurt in a smoothie really warrant giving it a totally different name and pretending like it's new?


• Why did I fall for The Advertiser's (now that I stop and think about it, fairly obvious) April Fool's Day prank?


• Why is it that essentially throwing a tantrum sometimes feels like it's the only way to get anything done?


• What cosmic force has it in for me so that every time I seem to get one thing sorted out, something else that's actually worse looms on the horizon?


• Is my headache caused by a lack of sleep, the warmer weather or the stress of having to deal with my landlord and his idiotic plans (I'm voting for the last one)?
  


• Guess who got laid last night?


• What the hell am I going to have for dinner tonight?

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