I wish I could take credit for this one... but J actually sent it to me...I wanted to send some sort of holiday greeting but cognisant of the possibilities of causing offence I took legal advice, after which I feel at liberty to relay the following:
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral celebration of the winter/summer solstice holiday within the most enjoyable traditions of religious persuasion or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious or secular persuasions and/or traditions of others and taking into consideration the choice of some not to participate in any religious or secular tradition at all.
I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated twelve months, starting on the first day of the generally accepted calendar year 2007 but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures and without regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the recipients of these wishes.
By acknowledging this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal; it is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting; it implies no promise by the wisher actually to implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others; it is void where prohibited by law and it is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish will remain valid for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first and may be subject to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.
Merry Christmas to all my commentators, lurkers and random visitors! Thanks for dropping by!
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