Today's Random Hotness is completely inspired by the new porn DVD I got this week... SpyBoy 2 from Eurocreme (which, naturally is the sequel to SpyBoy)...
I finished watching it last night, and I have to say, it has to be the only porno every where I actually cared about the story (well, kinda)... since it was a James Bond (James Bonk, naturally) spoof, it kinda sorta had a plot that made sense... mostly... and parts of it were funny... on purpose... okay, so it was about the same level of funny as some of the later Roger Moore Bond movies, but still... it made me chuckle in a couple of spots (there were a few other spots where I rolled my eyes too, but I did that with some of the Bond movies).
The "international" cast was fun too... Australian, English, French (mmmm, the very hot and very, very, very pierced Aurelien Duval) and Scottish...
Although the sex was pretty formulaic, and they did that "suddenly naked" cut thing (I hate that... I'd much prefer to see them strip), I'd give this one a couple of very enthusiastic thumbs up...
Thanks to JuicyGoo I found a bunch of shots of the two "leads", brunette Chris Cooke as the hero, Bonk, James Bonk (I'd love to know what his tattoo is supposed to mean, it looks like a symbol for not littering or something) and platinum blonde Aussie Jamie Summers as Willy Blondini, the villain of the piece (who unfortunately for him has the same "stage name" as a female porn star)... Cooke is almost albino pale, which was a little scary at times... and Summers, although as cute as a box of kittens at Christmas, is quite possibly dumber than a box of rubber hammers...
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