We can blame Fluffy once again for this week's DnD Character Colouring Book. Admittedly, I did just smush together Professor Jhar from 2023 and Roscoe Brushgather from last year... I even pinched Roscoe's background.
Any why, you ask, did I need a dragonborn cowboy?
Because I finished the main story in Red Dead Redemption 2 on Friday. And I cried. Oh, how I cried. Fully on chin quiver cry. Damn it's a good game. That I've been playing since at least April 11 based on the first achievement I got. I did a White Hat run, and I could consider trying to play a Black Hat run at some point. But it would be a long while. And I'd probably just run the story missions straight through without wandering off as I'm want to do.
The main character, Arthur is so well written, well acted, such a good character that while Fluffy and I agreed last night that he would be almost impossible to really do as a DnD character, there is certainly a vibe your could bring across, as well as some of the minor details.
And when a sad, mournful song came on the supermarket playlist this morning, I did idly wonder how you would put together that character. What race works... I mean human is too obvious. What races say that kind of complicated but honorable man that Arthur is... gotta be dragonborn.
I will admit, that this is probably not the final version of the idea. The costume isn't completely working for me, but it worked well enough for a proof of concept for the time being. So our boy Anthar might be back. Especially since I just realised he should have the Criminal background, not the Outlander one.
Anyway...
Chicken noodle soup this week. Good, not overly memorable, and I was a little distracted while making it, but it was nice and brothy, which is always nice.
This week's Mini Media Reviews.
Firstly, let's circle back to Red Dead Redemption 2. A game that absolutely fights with itself between the wonderful story elements and the actual gameplay. Oh, there's a cut scene featuring a massive confrontation between two characters? Oh, I can't actually talk to either of them about it except in the most generic terms? Oh, there are story threads left all over the place? Oh, there was so much care and attention put into this one random event, but these other 9 things are largely thrown away without much care or thought? Oh, there is very clearly another 25 hours of gameplay that got cut at some point and never saw the light of day. Dangling threads a plenty.
The game really comes into it's own in the third act honestly. Once something specific happens to Arthur, it changes his complete outlook, and potentially that of many players, that's where I feel like the game really hits it's stride. So much incredible writing.
It just needs to occasionally get out of it's own way.
I watched Morbius. I don't necessarily get the problem everybody had with it at the time. It's not amazing, sure, but it's mostly servicable. And the effects are pretty decent. The problems generally tend to be when you hire Jared Leto, and to a lesser degree, Matt Smith, I just spend the whole time just seeing the actors. Not that, honestly, many of the Marvel movies manage that in any great way. But it was kind of prevalent here. So perfectly watchable.
Next up, Red Sparrow. Goddamn, Jennifer Lawrence is just amazing. If there's a weak point here, it's absolutely Joel Edgerton, but as they say, a rising tide lifts all boats. Long, but brilliantly acted and still managed to slightly surprise me at the end.
I got most of the way through the second season of The Alienist, which it turns out that I have actually read, but have absolutely no memory of. This season is decent though. I still think that Fanning is absolutely the weak link in the cast, much like the first season. She just has one singular expression regardless of what is going on.
Moving along somewhat...
I did the big rental inspection clean up on Sunday and Monday and then took myself out of the apartment on Tuesday morning, first to Kmart, where I found the Waffle Pants. Can I just pontificate about the Waffle Pants from Kmart for a second please? They're technically "sleep pants" and they have a matching long sleeved top, but I knew of the pants from a guy on Twitter, and when I felt how ridiculously soft and amazing they were, I had to buy them immediately. Best decision I've made in a minute. Literally do yourself a favour.
Also, remember how I said last week that I was "going through a very slutty phase right now"... yeah, Last Week's Yani did not know the literal half of it. Usual TMI rules apply.
I may hosted several different gentlemen this week, hooked up with the same guy three different times, had one of the guys from last week back for a return visit, and a second return visitor from a while back over at the end of the week. I may have had to start making a list to keep the order of things sorted in my head.
Did I wear myself out a little by the end of the week? Yes. Did I have a hell of a good time? Also yes.
Friday Night DnD happened... it was a near miss, but we got there.
It was supposed to be a quick wrap up with the secondary group of characters and then back to the main group... turned out to be the opposite. But we got there eventually. My boy Whisper now runs a town. And my girl Molly's new terrifying flesh wings are... good for hovering. Which, honestly, is about what I expected.
Anyway...
Today was somewhat dodging between buckets of rain.
We did the supermarket thing, came back to mine, big rain. Went off to Kmart to get a second set of the Waffle Pants, big rain. And it's been doing big rain on an off all afternoon.

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