Meet Molly.
Molly is, for want of a better term, nuts. Or at least hearing things other people can't hear.
Molly is also what happens when you realise that your current DnD character really doesn't have a reason to go on the rest of the adventure for a variety of reasons. And you just start playing around with possible ideas. And Molly essentially falls out of the sky into your lap. And barring one change to her hairstyle, you really don't change the look of her at all. But you do rebuild her character sheet a couple of times until you get what you want.
Also you reskin a pseudodragon into a cranium rat, because while you can have the rat as a familiar with DM permission, if doesn't fly. And just having a weird little rat familiar with an exposed brain that you can just yeet into the air and it flies really fast just works for me.
And then you go and start writing her backstory and write a very unhinged stream of consciousness that covers all of the things that she knows already so that she doesn't need to be brought up to speed on the events of the game. And it just pours out of you, until you have to stop and realise you wrote something incredibly unhinged.
And when you show it to your DM, he reads the first line and says "oh my god" out loud. Your work is done.
But it's also one of those characters where they don't remember a lot of their backstory... so you really get to just make things up.
I realised at a certain point that part of what I was channelling was Drusilla from Buffy. Very...
Drusilla: I'm naming all the stars.
Spike: You can't see the stars, love. That's the ceiling. Also, it's day.
Drusilla: I can see them. But I've named them all the same name. And there's terrible confusion.
I will fully admit I haven't fully gotten a handle on Molly, but I've only had a couple of opportunities to play her, and haven't been able to play her at all yet this year. But I'm enjoying her so far.
Anyway...
Hey, could everybody check that junk drawer in their kitchen, you know the one where you shove stuff and forget you have it... check that drawer for a very, very sharp ice cream scoop... and then come over and just scoop the entire top half of my nose clean off my face, I would be highly appreciative.
The "not well" from last week turned into either flu or cold with sinus congestion. I mean, that's essentially what was going on last week, but we've developed along a timeline this week. Until we get to the point where I hate the inside of my face. Very much a "can I please swap my head for one that works" Return to Oz style.
Urgh.
I actually followed a recipe for this week. Mostly.
Cowboy Rice Salad. Except I put some chopped Kransky in. I will be making it again. Probably with brown rice. And definitely with more sausage. The best thing about it was that it was very nice cold for the first couple of days, but I also able too throw a portion into a frypan and heat it through and it was even better. Mostly because the only thing that I'd cooked the first time around was the rice and the sausage.
Definitely a keeper.
This week's Mini Media Reviews...
The Lord of the Rings: The War of the Rohirrim... So fucking boring. Sorry, but it just was. And it was really just "we copied the homework of original LotR movies and changed some bits". If felt very uninspired. The animation was... fine. But also, did this really need to be animated? It didn't really add anything.
Next up was a rewatch of the live action How To Train Your Dragon. I didn't cry this time around though. Admittedly, I've watched the whole trilogy and the live action movie within the last year, so that might have been part of it. Still good though.
Then it was Wolfwalkers. From the talented folks that brought us The Secret of Kells and Song of the Sea. It really is the counterpoint to Kells though. And beautifully done. Just gorgeous.
I will say that I attempted to watch The Taste of Things based on a recommendation from Fluffy. I got 40 minutes in and died of boredom. I may give it another go at some later point once I'm no longer entirely made up of sinus congestion. But I also may not.
Instead I decided on the dumpster fire that was Pokémon: Detective Pikachu. Don't get me wrong. The production design, the effects, the Pokemon CGI, all outstanding. The plot was three dot points written on the back of a napkin and then given to mid-talent actors.
But I still want a real life Bulbasaur.
I rounded out the week with Scoob! Which is a movie that was trying to ignite a Hanna-Barbera Cinematic Universe in the world possible way... and just completely failing. It's also humorous to me when a company tries to make a movie based on an existing IP and just completely fail to understand why people love that IP in the first place. Oh, you have us a Scooby Doo movie and made Scooby and Shaggy be at odds with each other. Oh, you put Blue Falcon and Dynomutt in the movie... except you made it that Blue Falcon is actually retired, so this is his useless son trying to fill in as his father. Oh, you had Captain Caveman show up, and just had him talk normally and be voiced by Tracey Morgan.
The point, you missed her.
Also, did everybody involved with that movie just hate Fred? You got Zac Efron to voice him and then made him look like a background extra and gave him nothing to do. At least Daphne got a plotline.
I've also been working on a crochet project. Not least of all to have something to do with my hands at various points while I'm watching other things. And I say project, because I've started it, frogged it, restarted it and refrogged it about four times thus far. At the moment it's progressing.
Anyway...
Today was not that different from last week. I wore my mask to the supermarket, and while dealing with the groceries once we got back. And then Ma went home. I did give her the option of coming to the library with me, since I didn't have anything to watch some in last week, but she decided against it. So I just did a quick spin up the road myself.
I had originally grabbed one of the later Assassin's Creed games (Mirage) at my library on Friday with the intention of just using to stand in for watching stuff this week. But after playing it for about an hour last night, I was already somewhat over it. I'll give it another go later today, but the controls just feel very loose and floaty and bad.
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