character saturday: straw filled sage

the scarecrow - wise, warlock, reborn

Of the OG "Friends of Dorothy", before that became a different thing, the Scarecrow was always my favourite. Now, whether that was because we went through a phase of playing dress up at school when I was but a wee tiny homosexual and there was a, if memory serves, blue lamé jumpsuit thing in the box that I used to wear when we played "Oz", I have no idea. I only don't know if we actually WERE playing "Oz", but in my brain that blue jumpsuit and the Scarecrow from Wizard of Oz are firmly cemented together. 

Regardless, he's my favourite.

Thus we have the third of the quartet for today's DnD Character Colouring Book... who naturally had to be a Reborn, because one of the possible origins of a Reborn is... "In public, you pass as an unremarkable individual, but you can feel the itchy straw stuffing inside you." I just chose to ignore the first bit and go full Halloween Horror Scarecrow.

Originally I made him an Undead Patron Warlock with a crow/raven familiar... and honestly, he might still HAVE a crow familiar, because the Vestige Patron gives you an additional companion. My thought here being that because the Vestige is "the power of a dying god, a being once worshipped by countless followers but now abandoned and forgotten"... what worked well with the idea of The Great And Powerful Oz, because this is clearly post him fucking off back to Ohio or wherever in the balloon. And all that left over worship fed into that idea and became the Vestige Oz. Which appears like the disembodied head that first greeted Dorothy.

And Investigator felt right for who he comes in the later books, Sage would also have worked. 

And of course, because it was used to light him on fire at one point, the Scarecrow is absolutely the one who would end up with the Witch's Broom of Flying. Which is a Photoshop Frankenstein because the only broomstick we have is very early Hero Forge and entirely too chonky.

The hat is just because I love the original item, Hat of Vermin, which makes frogs, rats and bats three times a day... so it seemed right to make a version that just makes crows. He's not wearing it because the mask stupidly takes up the hat slot.

Anyway...

Soup this week was a return to Lasagne Soup, because that's just a great option, but also because it's relatively easy on this week that was also my Rental Inspection... more on that later.

The Mini Media Reviews for this week goeth thusly...

Mortal Kombat II. I didn't care for the first one. It was positively fucking Shakespeare compared to this dumpster fire. It was so bad, in fact, that the only decent character was Kano, and I hated him in the last movie. They also dragged Karl Urban into this mess... clearly he had a house payment due or something. Because even he is bad in it... but that's mostly an issue with the script and direction. And the delusion that they thing that they're getting a third one.

The Critic. This is one of those movies where I didn't quite know what I was getting into. I mean I knew it was Ian McKellen and that it was set in the 1930's. What I didn't expect was McKellen to essentially be the villain of the piece. And for the cast to be quite so stacked. It was occasionally a little hard to watch, but overall very, very good.

The Day of the Jackal. Speaking of very, very good.  I have zero knowledge of the book, the 1973 movie of the same name or the remake from 1997. But this version is excellent. Eddie Redmayne as the titular Jackal and Lashana Lynch, last seen as Nomi in the abysmal No Time To Die, as the MI6 agent out of catch him are both fantastic in their roles. I could have done with a little less of the "Spanish storyline". But overall it was amazing. Just the internal backflips you have to do as an audience member between "oh, you absolutely have to kill that person and get away with it" to "nooooo... you can't kill that person" within the space of about five minutes. I cannot wait for the second season that's supposed to be coming in 2027.

As I said, this week was Rental Inspection week. And I was struggling a little with my back playing up. Surprisingly, or I guess not so much, standing around instead of sitting actually mostly fixed the issue, at least enough that I was no longer struggling.

I did the kitchen and associated bits and pieces on Sunday and left the bathroom and all the floors until Monday. A nice solid system.

Then Tuesday I did my usual trick and disappeared out the house for the morning.

And, as always, coming back to the very clean house is always much better than cleaning the house.

Friday Night DnD was... the culmination of a terrible idea I accidentally put into the world, namely that we should make the underleveled B Team meet up with the A Team in the End Game. Will they make it? Who can say. Will they survive? Questionable. Will it mean I end up running entirely too many characters at once? Yes, yes it will. But if we can find Jordan's second character, then so will he.

That is if they're not all devolved into a monster tentacled brain beast. We'll have too wait and see.

I will say that though I stand by my decision to leave my boy Whisper behind, flicking over to his sheet and seeing all his spells and spell slots vs my girl Molly does leave me with a slight pang of regret.

And if I didn't already realise that my tolerance for the description of body horror is far greater than the other members of the party, this session definitely confirmed it.

Anyway...

A fairly average Supermarket Day. Although there was some requirement to top up some of the cleaning supplies I used up or mostly used up this week.

And that was it really... not a hugely exciting day. 

character saturday: ignavus leo rex

the cowardly lion - noble, defensive, shapeshifter

First up, before we start... can somebody shoot me? And then explain to me why my back likes to choose the weekend before I have a rental inspection to just stop functioning properly.

Well, fuck it... I'll do what I did the last time this happened and just do what I'm capable of doing and fuck 'em.

Back to this week's entry into the DnD Character Colouring Book... The Cowardly Lion. The one I think that I'm actually the most proud of, or at least the one that worked the most successfully. Partly because we now have an actual lionperson race, and Circle of the Moon has always made the most sense. With the caveat that this is a druid that mostly just turns into different kinds of cats. Which is that the lion in the background is all about... that's him in Wild Shape.

Anyway...

Soup this week was basically chicken noodle soup. I did learn a new thing before I made it, which is, instead of trying to shred a chicken breast with a couple of forks or with your fingers, you just hit it with like a meat tenderiser or, in my case, a rolling pin. And it just fucking falls apart. So I'll be doing that again.

Mini Media Reviews for this week...

Mirai. A movie by Mamoru Hosoda who also did Summer Wars, Wolf Children, Boy and Beast plus The Girl Who Leapt Through Time... all of which I very much enjoyed. This was... not those things. It was much smaller overall. The hardest time I had was that a lot of this movie is small children screaming and crying about things. Never a good time. The story was sweet but, yeah, a little tough at times.

GOAT. I'll be honest, I don't know what I was expecting, it's basically every single sports movie you've ever seen just with animals. This is 100% a movie that takes place in a knockoff version of Zootopia though. It's also incredibly African American coded... and again, I don't know what I was expecting, because it's about basketball. It was fun and beautiful, but I've also seen this movie about nine thousand other times.

The Sea is Watching. I wish I knew where I actually heard about this one. I mean it's Kurosawa's last writing credit, so maybe it's when I watched Ran, maybe it's from something I saw on YouTube, I have no idea. What it is is a surprisingly sweet little movie about a group of Japanese brothel workers and the men who visit them. I very much enjoyed it.

Bookish. The first thing I've said about this to everybody I've mentioned it to is that everybody's acting is at about a 937. Which isn't terrible. It just takes a little bit of getting used to. It's also a six episode TV show, but in reality it's 3 two hour long movies. And it's essentially cozy post war murder mysteries but with a modern lens. And I liked it quite a lot.

Friday Night DnD was... yet more fucking dungeon. And yes, I'm fully aware it's fully half of the game, but this is the most dungeony collection of dungeons to ever dungeon. And it's been feeling a little samey. We did, at least, get to level up during the session though. But at least we're in the first half of the final chapter.

Anyway...

Today was really just me trying to keep my sanity while doing the usual supermarket thing while having a very unhelpful back.

As such, and because we did the run around last week, we didn't do anything else.

character saturday: farm girl

dorothy gale - protector, princess, farmgirl

We can entirely blame the next four (maybe five) weeks on a stupid ad. Okay, that's not entirely fair, the ad was for... Raid: Shadow Legends... and their Oz themed expansion. And I really like their specific character designs, but it did trigger the thought "hmmm... what would they be in 2024 DnD and/or Hero Forge.

Weirdly, I did do this once before... or at last the character sheets for these characters, if not the images. And not a whole lot has changed, some details here and there.

We start this week's DnD Character Colouring Book with Beast Master Ranger, Dorothy Gale. Clearly, some time after her original adventures, but if she realised that life in Oz is vastly superior to her life back in the Kansas dustbowl. Interestingly I did go look up some of the original details for the characters, and the original Dorothy isn't given a surname until the third book, and her appearance is only really described as "round, rosy, sunburned face" and "big earnest sapphire blue eyes". So I played with some of the details.

Of course we needed some magic items... and I've always loved the energy bow... plus the Boots of Speed specifically reference "clicking the heels together" to activate them, so that was just a gimme.

Anyway...

I tried something different for soup this week... Cowboy Soup. I'm not gunna lie, it didn't come out quite like the photos with the recipe. It was probably a proportions thing, I did my usual thing and used the recipe mostly as a starting point. Honestly, I think I just didn't put enough tomato in. It's a solid idea though, and I will probably revisit the idea... maybe throwing in a taco seasoning mix or something instead of fumbling through without some of the things in the recipe. I dunno. And I feel like replacing the potato for rice might help a bit.

But definitely one I'm going to try again. The idea is solid.

The Mini Media Reviews for this week goeth thusly...

God's Own Country. Basically Brokeback Mountain for English rural farmers. With all the related heaviness and slight melancholy that implies, but not an identical storyline. Incredibly well acted though... with another appearance by our recent friend Josh O'Connor (he of Challengers and History of Sound).

Flux Gourmet. This is what happens when you only have one movie you want to watch and you pick something up off the shelf based entirely on an interesting cover. Sometimes it works, sometimes it's whatever this was. It wasn't bad, per say, it was just decidedly Not For Me. But I have seen both weirder and worse movies. On the plus side, Gwendoline Christie.

The Last Kingdom, Season 2. Just so we're clear, I'm absolutely doing all five seasons AND the movie that started this whole little exercise off. I'm thoroughly enjoying this show, even if I want to give many of the characters a good solid shake. Especially King Alfred.

Isekai Office Worker: The Other World's Books Depend on the Bean Counter. Yes, that is the whole title. I, sadly, only saw the first three episodes, because that was all that Crunchy Roll decided to put on YouTube... but I have plans about the rest of the series. This is much better than it perhaps as any right to be. It also gets a whole lot gayer than I was expecting it to do right from the jump in the second episode.

Friday Night DnD was yet more dungeon, yet more weirdness, and yet more that the weirdness of this adventure is in no way unsettling to me. Not least of all, as I've said, because I have a character who is completely unphased.

 Anyway...

The usual supermarket wanderings. Followed by the Big W and Kmart loop, mostly to look at the Halloween trash. And also marvel at the fact that Big W at least is already putting their Christmas stuff up. But nothing exciting enough in either to compel me to make a purchase. 

character saturday: clerical error

gwyn oresong - crafter, cleric, sage

I wasn't intending this to be the revist we did today... but Friday Night DnD DM Mr happened to remind us all what Gwyn Oresong actually looks like according the artwork by Couple of Kooks. And it was not at all what I had included in my previous design. I'll be honest, I'm slightly obsessed with that official artwork... especially the little glasses and the tattoos. But our version of Gwyn has definitely taken a different path.

So we'll go with this version for now.

Anyway...

Soup this week was Lasagne Soup. Properly, with lasagna noodles again. And good.

Mini Media Reviews for this week goeth thusly...

Last Kingdom. I finished up the first season, and it was good. I have the second season waiting for me in the pile as we speak.

Paris When It Sizzles. Possibly the worst movie starring Audrey Hepburn. I have seen if before, and it didn't make a huge impression... but watching it again, it's just... not a good script. Her quote about the movie is... "Just because the film was easy to make doesn't mean it's going to be very good."

Ran. I honestly thought I'd seen this. It's basically Japanese Samurai King Lear. And I was sure I'd seen it. Up until the point I started watching it. It's a beautiful movie. The costume/armour designs are spectacular. The colour choices alone are amazing. And it's well made. It is, perhaps, a little too long at 160 minutes long... yes. Did I get a little sleepy after hour two? A little. But it's still beautiful.

Challengers. Sexy repressed-homosexual tennis. The fact that this is by the same director as Call Me By Your Name makes all of the sense in the world. Because, let's be real, tennis is boring. This makes tennis sexy. All three of the leads are amazing, the two boys do a great job of basically eyefucking each other every time they're on screen together. Zendaya is amazing. But I would say that the key thing to remember going into this movie that it's really a love story between the boys with added complications.

The Thursday Murder Club. This has been sitting on my desktop for... months at this point. Because I just never felt the impetus to actually start it. I liked the book, but after the second or third book I kind of realised that the author is just really bad at characters. So I'm pretty much over the series. And, honestly, I think both Pierce Bronson and Ben Kingsley were completely miscast as their characters. Those are absolutely not what those characters should look like. And the fact that they felt the need to make Kinglsey's character gay is kind of just... hamfisted and unnecessary. And at the same time, entirely too subtle. They just pair him up with the other "fussy old man" character and then having him show someone a photo he carries around in his wallet of him when he was like 20 with a very pretty young man. Yeah, tell me you're gay without telling me you're gay. And the movie was much more interested in making them being old the butt of various jokes versus my memory of the book.

Friday was Chiro Day... it was also Sit In A Doctor's Waiting Room For Over An Hour Because I Was Early And They Were Running Late Day. These two facts are only related in-so-much as I scheduled the other appointment for the same day as Chiro. It was also Buy Japanese Socks A Hot Brazilian Man I Hooked Up With Told Me About. Thank you Uniqlo and that man. Doubly so because the normal deal is Buy 3, this was Buy 4 for like 40 cents more. Noice.

Friday Night DnD was somewhat of a fever dream.

Because sometimes you just say "yes" when the DM puts forward the offer that you could just "placed in a new body".  And that body turns out to be a character the other members of the party have met. So of course you say yes. So Molly is now living inside a dwarf body.

Have I mentioned how much fun it is to have a character who just dives in with both feet without necessarily thinking it all through. Especially in this adventure.

Anyway...

Today was one of those days where the weather literally could not make up it's mind.

We did the general supermarket thing, as we're want to do. And then we did that age old song and dance of going to Spotlight specifically to look at and potentially purchase things... and then purchase none of those things. But Ma did find a quilt cover she liked and I got to look at the Halloween tchotchkes, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.