Now that the Advent Calendar is over, we can return to our regularly scheduled program... starting with Fluffy's third character for this campaign. First old dwarf monk, then lying goblin rogue, now half-drow ranger.
I've also decided that these are what I will be calling "fan-art" of the other characters that I play with going forward. This isn't supposed to be what they actually look like, this isn't a redo of their character, this is me making my version of the character. So this is where I can do something I've done before, where I reflavor a tambourine as a shield. Does that make any sense? Not really, but who cares.
I'm also never fully certain of the background or the subclass when I make these things. Turns out I was spot on about the Ranger part... still not completely sure about the Bounty Hunter thing. But then it turns out that the little goblin was actually a Faction Agent and a Swashbuckler Rogue.
Honestly though, we need more swords like this. More rapier style swords honestly, but also more swords with thin and delicate hilts.
I did enjoy reworking the jester motley top into some leather armor though.
I also find it very funny that Fluffy finally made a character that my character could definitely hit on, and then I decided to change characters almost immediately. Typical. Not that I want to necessarily flirt with his characters, but given the number of characters we've played together, you would think it might have come up naturally at some point.
Personally I blame his penchant for making Freaky Little Weirdos.
Anyway...
There's kind of a lot of Mini Media Reviews for this week...
We start with Electric Dreams... an anthology series based on the work of Philip K Dick. Technically I watched it last week, but I didn't finish it until last Saturday. It's very good though. Strong recommend. It was a very pleasant surprise, and full of fairly well known actors.
Next up was the absolute dumpster fire that was Alita: Battle Angel. Wow... that movie is... something. It's like they had four different scripts and just tore them all in half and taped pages back together. Nothing actually holds together in a coherent manner. Characters have literally no motivation and go from "we met 12 seconds ago" to "we have a bond that only makes sense if we're been friends for 10 years". The whole thing just came across as being written by a room full of monkeys who had been given non-functional typewriters. Honestly, the girl with the giant anime bug eyes was the least unbelievable/inexplicable thing about the movie.
Then there was The Lost City. Which is a very, very soft remake of Romancing the Stone. Which is a movie I very much enjoy. And other than the unmitigated cringe that is a large chunk of the beginning of this movie, The Lost City is very good. Basically once Daniel Radcliffe shows up, the movie gets good.
Now, in order to watch the 36 year later sequel, I watched Beetlejuice. Honestly, very few notes. It could potentially use like an extra ten minutes just to let certain things breathe a little... but generally it's very good.
Which brings us to Beetlejuice Beetlejuice. Did I miss a memo? Like was there some agreement that movies have to have 19 different plot lines and successfully service literally none of them these days? What the fuck is up with that? Because in Beetlejuice Beetlejuice we have Beetlejuice's Ex Girlfriend as a plotline that goes literally nowhere and does nothing. We have Lydia's "Boyfriend" is a Douche plotline, which overstays it's welcome massively, and also never actually gives Lydia a proper "coming back into her power" moment. We have the William Dafoe Has Scenery In His Teeth plotline that is mostly about the Ex Girlfriend plotline... and adds nothing. Then there's the Delia/Charles plotline, which leaves a slightly bad taste given the reason that Jeffery Jones needed to be written out of the plot, but we still spend entirely too much time with that character. And then squashed into the back half of the movie we have the Astrid and Jeremy plotline, which absolutely should have been the major plot of the movie. It's the thing that actually motivates people to do anything.
Maybe if they'd waited until 37 years later somebody might have been able to come up with a decent version of the script.
I also have some issues with the fact that the older Winona Ryder just always looks slightly baffled to me these days. And this character should absolutely not have gone the route they took her in. She was strong and independent in the first movie and this should have been more of that.
Mostly it was just a disappointing mess. Costumes and effects, good. Script, in need of another go.
I rounded out the week with the second season of Raised By Wolves. Which was infinitely weirder than the first season and still included many characters that needed a real big slap (mostly the children, honestly). Sadly the show got cancelled after two seasons, and even if there was a way to bring it back, the kids are all 6 years old than they were then the show first started.
And they haven't taken the logical step and just turned the last season into, like, a graphic novel series. Somebody should get on with that, honestly. That's just general advice to any show that gets cancelled like that. Past a certain point, just start talking to artists.
There was no Friday Night DnD this week... and it was my fault for a change. After a couple of very hot days in the middle of the week, and not feeling great, but you know, when it's over 40 degrees, who can tell the difference between just being too warm and feeling a little ill. I then woke up Friday feeling worse, so pulled the pin just to be safe.
I still went to Chiro, but wore my mask.
Anyway...
Today I also wore my mask, just to be safe. Mostly for Ma's benefit, but you know, just generally. And while I'd felt better later in the day yesterday, my voice was very in and out, I haven't quite lost it, but it's definitely doing hoarse scratchy thing still.
So, we just did the supermarket, and I sent Ma home relatively early, just to be safe.
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