photo saturday: wicked fairy warlock

This is a DnD Character Colouring Book story that starts back with this purple fellow... and ends with me spending too much time making our friend Malevolence here. Because when I started thinking about the first character I wanted to play with the 2024 rules, Warlock was definitely up there. As was tiefling. But then I went, as I've also done a few times recently... hey, aasimar also exists.

So I did a different warlock that was an aasimar. And was essentially the Level 10 version of Mal, but with blonde hair and regular coloured skin. Once I added the pseudodragon (because, yes, I will have a pseudodragon familiar at some point eventually), I realised the colouring was absolutely giving me Maleficent coding. And as much as I loved the idea of an aasimar, what really made more sense was to go fully into my second favourite Disney villain coding (behind Ursula... because, of course).

Because what had just been plain old Mal the aasimar became Malevolence the tiefling. And yes, the psuedodragon is called Carabosse aka Cara, which is the name of the "wicked fairy" in some versions of Sleeping Beauty. Because that's exactly the kind of nerd I am.

There were also a number of Photoshop versions, because the spear doesn't exist as is in Hero Forge, it's actually cobbled together from three different items. And getting Carabosse right took a minute, since you can't pose familiars on the shoulder like that.

I also started playing around with other thoughts, because if we were starting these characters out at Level 3 for an intro story, then doing a jump to Level 10 for the main adventure, that would be a large period of time... and, honestly, my DnD characters don't actually swap out to a new outfit as often as I'd like. So I set about designing the Level 3 version. Also because the original design had the Henley shirt, but editing out the sleeves was a pain, so I just swapped it out. And I'm vaguely obsessed with that shoulder harness. As evidenced here and here. Plus I just liked the idea that Cara used it to perch on if she wasn't on his shoulder.

Plus because of the badge which exists for story reasons, the vibe did kind of come across as police detective, which I'm absolutely not mad at.

And that led me his backstory... where I also developed a bunch of NPC characters to potentially furnish DM Fluffy with when we got there. Which of course lead to Hero Forge models of not just them, but also the early teen version of Mal.

And of course I had to include halfling twins... and have Bingo be deaf so that I had an excuse for Mal to know sign language, which is a new language in the 2024 rules. I've also mentioned before that I'm obsessed with the skirt on Sunny, I've used it so many times before I'm not even going to start putting links in. But then the combination of that with the new sleeveless turtleneck, double obsessed. I will have to reuse it for something at some point.

So, yeah, all that work and then I really just went "but I'm playing a Charisma based caster currently, do I really want to play another Charisma caster in the next one"... to which the answer is, seemingly, barbarian.

Anyway...

This week was slightly a mess.

Let's start with Mini Media Reviews. I started off with Venom The Last Dance. Which, admittedly, made be tear up at the end. But it was also infinitely better than the second one. But as with basically all three movies, I'm seldom really that invested in the overarching villain plot, because they're all a bit... m'eh. I am, however, deeply invested in Venom and Eddie and their relationship. And this one definitely has more of that.

And then, because I'd been considering it for the last couple of weeks, and didn't have anything else I was desperate to watch, stared on Miss S. Which is set in China in the 1930's and is a series of murder mysteries. The thing that it immediately reminded me of was Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries, although I never watched any of that show. But after I'd watched a bunch of episodes of Miss S, I looked up Miss Fisher, only to discover that the plots were basically identical. Turns out it was an actual remake, not just a rip off, and the people behind the Miss Fisher series acted as creative consultants with Miss S.

I will say that the acting and either the scripts or the subtitles are occasionally a little questionable. The original shows were an hour long, and they've stretched these out to two hours. So sometimes the additional are incredibly obvious. Most of the cast is excellent but the weakest link, weirdly, is the titular Miss S.

I am slightly obsessed with the costuming and the set design/backlot they're filming on. The costumes because they're absolutely trying for a 1930's look, but most of the time (especially in the menswear) using slightly fashion forward modern items that have a vague 1930's style. And I'm obsessed, as I said.

I went out to replace my hair clippers after discovering that the guard was broken. So I went out to Big W, found the one that I'd looked up online, left and literally on the way back to the car discovered that it was one you had to plug in, despite none of the images on the box appearing that way. I could have taken it back into the store, but I also literally couldn't be bothered, given that the clippers were everything else I wanted. And it worked out fine, it's just a little bit more of a rigamarole that involves and extension cord.

Friday Night DnD was not actually DnD. Fluffy is off Doing Things And Having Experiences, so he'll be out the next two weeks, but I still went down to Mr and Mrs on Friday. We played some DnD themed Clue, which was my first instance of actually playing Clue. It's... a slightly weirder game mechanic than I was expecting, but interesting. I did not solve the mystery, but I had a good time.

After that Mrs and I watched the last two episodes of Season 6A of Teen Wolf. Which was fun. And ended up taking about the same amount of time as DnD and I got home after midnight.

Anyway...

Well, we're here. It's gunna be soup season this week.

I'm mostly making something up that involves chicken and rice and vegetables and tomato. But it will at least be soup. Yay.

Otherwise we just did the usual supermarketry, then came back here an puttered around. I promised Ma I would make her a version of the folded shrug thing I made at the end of last winter using left over yarn that she just had sitting around, so I told her to bring it down this week. And I just ended up throwing an old Miss Marple miniseries on that happened to live on YouTube for colour and movement and ended up starting the shrug thing.

So there's that.

photo saturday: barbarian buttons

A character sometimes starts with a single thought. In this case, the thought was... "what if Barbarian, but old lady". Not an original thought, I grant you. But I wanted to make more of an unexpected Barbarian after a lot of... let's be frank, very obvious ones.

So, for the last DnD Character Colouring Book Barbarian March we have Kordela "Dela" Buttons. Pronounced "day-la". An aasimar, a travelling merchant who sells ribbons and buttons and threads and... things. Notions, basically. Or the equivalent of a haberdasher in other places. Which is also why I added in the backpack, which I wouldn't normally do, but I figure that's mostly her wares.

I also revisited Granny Thornback for the general idea around the costume. But then Hero Forge dropped some cute straw hats and that kind of cemented the character a little more.

Dela is married to a tiefling, Mr Buttons (I'm still workshopping the full name), and the idea that if they had any children, those children were just 100% human, having either inherited none of their parent's unique heritage, or just having the aasimar and tiefling genes cancel each other out.

I'm playing around with the idea of her encountering either the actual Norns or just three creatures standing in for Norns. Worshippers of the Norns maybe? And they tell her fortune or otherwise provide her with information about needing to be at a certain place at a certain time. And they give her the axe in return for her sharing her fire and food and campsite.

Am I also cribbing minor ideas from The Wicked + The Divine and American Gods? Absolutely.

She's also very much the frontrunner right now. Tied with the tiefling from a couple of weeks ago.

Anyway.

This week's Mini Media Review is basically American Gods Season 3. And it's a huge shame that they're not going to be doing a final season. That's happened twice now. Westworld and this both missed out on a final season that would have tied all the threads together.

But I liked the third season. Favourite character definitely Technical Boy. But I like what they were doing with Bilquis this season. Honestly, the least interesting bits are actually the main Mr Wednesday plotline.

I managed to stumble my way through a matching hat to go with the scarf I made for Fluffy last week. I'm... less good at hats. It's fine. It's definitely a beanie.

And he has them both now, and was very happy, so that's the main thing.

Friday Night DnD happened. It won't be happening for the next two weeks, and then the next week will be Good Friday, so who knows.

It was very much a tale of two halves. My boy was going perfect normal things in a perfectly normal village talking to perfectly normal people...

And the other two were absolutely falling into weird holes and talking to gods and being big, big weirdos.

On the plus side, I stopped half the town burning down. And am not currently having emotional PTSD.  So there's that. Plus I'm absolutely claiming the abandoned building that I prevented from burning down as a headquarters.

Anyway...

Today wasn't hugely exciting. The usual supermarketry. Although, after having searched literally anywhere for the older style of Sodastream bottles, suddenly they were back on the shelf. And for some reason they didn't have a price in their system, so they gave them to us for WAY cheaper than they should have been. Woo.

But because the Universe must balance, nobody had the pizza bases I like.

After that, while we didn't really want anything, I just wanted to get out the house and do a good solid Looking At Things. So we did the Big W/Kmart loop. And that was it really.

photo saturday: barbarian bear

Because I've been doing a lot of what I like to call Character Sketches of late for my potential first 2024 character, this week's DnD Character Colouring Book Barbarian March has been through some iterations.

Originally the design was done for one of the former DnD Thursday friend, Samwise, while he was having Character Indecision. The original pose wasn't mine, but I did tweak it because the original wasn't quite working for me.

So I made a dual bladed wizard for Samwise. And then when he moved on to other ideas, because, honestly, I love him but he's a poster child for distraction, I ended up revisiting that character and turning it into yet another Aasimar Barbarian. But I was also reaching a limit on Aasimar. So I went back to my first loves. Halflings.

 I changed the whole head, and the weapon (because as much as I liked the spear/pike that the Aasimar version was holding, there's something about a big ass axe), and swapped the shoes out for the same leg wraps as Havok had. And there was a little Photoshop fuckery to increase the size of the head of the axe.

The roses that tied the initial character to Chauntea, tie this one to her halfling equivalent, Sheela Peryroyl.

And he's one of those characters who I don't necessarily have a handle on a specific backstory, but I absolutely have a handle on a general vibe and I don't think it would take much to turn that into a backstory.

His parents were druids or clerics (probably druids, honestly, given his background feat provides him with knowledge of a couple of druid cantrips and a spell) of Peryroyl, he grew up in a temple in the wilderness, and while he felt no specific pull to follow the family calling, he did feel drawn to the wilder aspects of the goddess, the wild untamed lands and wild beasts. He started acting as an escort and guard for various halfling worshippers who came to the temple and travelled to many places.

And that's basically just me thinking on my feet. I'm not sure that Chasing-Bear is his original surname, so I might need to come up with an origin for that. Or, just lean into it.

I've also done the 2014 version of the Wild Heart Barbarian, so I'm not sure that this would actually be my choice for a 2024 character, I'm just very much enjoying his whole vibe right now.

Anyway...

Was this week something of a hot mess? A little.

Mini Media Reviews to begin. I tried to start with The Boy And The Heron. I put it on on Saturday night...  and promptly succumbed to Ghibli Nap. I don't fully understand why, but a lot of Ghibli movies just start lulling me to sleep. And I realised about halfway through that I hadn't been paying attention for about ten minutes and had instead been reading the insides of my eyelids.

As soon as I turned it off and started doing other things, I was perfectly fine. So I gave up for the evening.

Next up was the 2019 version of Charlie's Angels. A movie that doesn't know how to either Charlie nor Angel properly. The script is laughably bad, there is literally no dramatic tension in working out who the bad guy is. Because it's so very clear from the first 5 minutes. The movie does try to pull a "it's not X, instead it's Y", but that also feels incredibly fucking obvious also.

In the 2000 movie inside of the first 3 minutes you know the names of all the women, you know what their history is, how they got to be who they are and what their whole deal is. In this movie... I know one of the characters was called Jane. Because it's the most boring name ever. I remember neither of the other characters. The movie wants to be both About Serious Things and also comedic. It fails at both. It's trying very hard to be Misogyny Is Bad: The Motion Picture, because the only "good" male characters are ineffectual idiots that contribute nothing to the plot.

Monday I managed to actually stay awake through The Boy And The Heron. Mostly because I was crocheting at the same time. More on that in a second.

Later in the week I watched Shin Ultraman. I haven't interacted with Ultraman previously, although I did watch the Shin Godzilla movie, which is part of the same collaborative project, if not the same cinematic universe. In much the same way that Shin Godzilla was a comedy without actually being a comedy, I didn't really understand the vibe this movie was going for. Especially since you have one character, Asami, who is absolutely an insane person. Not least of all because she keeps grabbing her own ass.

And because Friday was cancelled (more on that later), I did a double header of Humanist Vampire Seeking Consenting Suicidal Person and The Big Bad Fox and Other Tales. Both delightful in their own way.

HVSCSP is a dark comedy that is very French, but in a... suburban French way that I don't often come across in movies. If you'd told me this was a French Canadian movie I would have believed you, which isn't a dig at either country. Also, the male lead is definitely French Tom Holland, so I'm not mad about that. As much as I was slightly frustrated by the titular vampire for not wanting to bite people, I also realise that's the point of the movie. I did very much like the end though.

The Big Bad Fox and Other Tales is incredibly sweet. It's three animated stories that were originally intended to be half-hour TV specials, but were grouped together with a very loose framing device. Of the three stories, I think they potentially decrease as they go. I liked the first story very much, the second (and titular) story is sweet but a little repetitive, and the third one... well, that one would be good in December.

Monday I started working on a ribbing scarf for Fluffy that I told him I'd make him if he bought the yarn for it. He only did that about a month ago. So I was working on that on and off during the week. And started it on the same day that Fluffy went to get another tattoo that he didn't tell me about until he was literally in the chair. Which is an improvement on last time when he didn't tell me for literally weeks afterwards. Is there a requirement that he tells me? I mean, no... but also yes, so that I can both share in the excitement of upcoming tattoo and also live vicariously through him. And, also... not telling when it's MY BIRTHDAY WEEK... jail. Straight to jail.

Back to the scarf... It came out well. I still haven't 100% mastered the art of stitch it together in a way that looks good to me. And this should have. I married up all the stitches and did a ladder stitch between them all... and yet, it's still slightly on wonk somehow. And I did it three fucking times. The last was the best of the three, and yet still not 100%.

But now I have my Ketchup Red scarf and Fluffy will have his Mustard Yellow scarf... and if we go anywhere wearing them together (which mostly will be to Friday Night DnD), we will be Condiment Scarf Twins. Which I'm fine with.

I am planning to attempt a beanie with the remaining ball. The last attempt at a beanie was... questionable. I'm sure this attempt will also be... questionable. But at least then I've made him a beanie.

I also reorganised my books a little in order to get the books Fluffy gave me for my birthday, and all the other books that were currently sitting on top of other books, actually on a shelf properly. I ended up pulling out the three book safes that were mostly just taking up space.

There was no Friday Night DnD this week due to small people problems, but Fluffy and I also didn't do anything because he was sick... so DnD wouldn't have happened regardless.

Anyway...

Today wasn't much of anything. We did the usual Supermarket thing, came back here and I ended up putting on The Big Bad Fox. And that was that really.

photo saturday: barbarian berseker

Back in 2020 [makes sign against the Evil Eye], before one of the previous sourcebooks came out, I was dabbling in ideas and came up with Wrath, Path of the Beast Barbarian. Consider Havoc to be the 2025 evolution of that idea. And also today's entry for Week 3 of DnD Character Colouring Book Barbarian March.

I don't know exactly what the allure of an angry albino tiefling barbarian is, but I'm absolutely here for it.

Havoc's backstory is still a little vague... the original idea was some sort of mash up of The Count of Monte Cristo... but, honestly, when you start to pick apart the inciting incident to that story, it gets very complicated. So right now I'm not 100% sure what I'm doing with his backstory.

The other interesting thing about Havoc is that I could very easily switch up his subclass to any of the ones from the new PHB with very little tweaking.

Patience, his greatsword, is the result of a little bit of Photoshop fuckery, plus somewhere in that idea that is a catchphrase about "trying his patience" or "running out of patience" or something similar. I don't know exactly what it is yet, but it's in there somewhere.

I was also very proud of myself with his posing too. It's not hugely complex, but it came together just right.

Anyway...

This week's Mini Movie Reviews are definitely a mixed bag... I started out with Season 2 of American Gods, still loving Mad Sweeney but also definitely coming around on Technology Boy.

Next up, I took a little detour after having recommended the 2002 version of The Importance of Being Earnest to Fluffy, and watched it later that night. It's still very good.

And lastly I did Paris Police 1905, which I actually liked more than 1900 season. Whether that was because this was much less anti-Semitism and much more sex workers and homosexuals. Everything is still incredibly terrible for everybody concerned, but I enjoyed it more overall.

This week was My Birthday Week... but honestly, it essentially boiled down to Friday and today.

Friday I did my usual loop to Baker's Delight and Boost Juice to get my free stuff and make people in shops wish me Happy Birthday. So I came home with a nice cheese and chive scone and a King William Chocolate Boost.

Yes please and thank you for free stuff.

Fluffy got me both the Wolfsong book that was Very Important To Me in 2023, along with it's sequel, Ravensong, which I haven't gotten to yet, because it was, and I quote, "annoying me that you didn't have a copy of it".

And then there might have been a brief but deep conversation that followed.

Then it was off to Friday Night DnD. Small child of the Mr and Mrs house had felt compelled to make me "a card", which was very sweet. I also got another Dymocks voucher, so I'll put that to good use eventually.

Actual Friday Night DnD was... slightly less chaotic than I was expecting it to perhaps be. We dispatched the last of the bad guys and cashed in some quests, which was good.

It did lead to my boy perhaps revealing more of his backstory than I'd expected to this early.

We do now need to forcibly extract Mrs character's backstory... since she's the only one still sitting on secrets.

Anyway...

Today started like it always does, with the supermarket. Then we killed some time before heading out to Spotlight to actually do the thing we tried to do last week. This time successfully.

And then we went to The Republic Norwood for Birthday Lunch. I had the fried chicken burger, Ma had the fried halloumi burger. Should I have gone with my original plan to get a schnitzel? Very possibly. Did I only learn just now that they have a much more reasonably priced lunch menu that only exists from Monday to Friday? Also yes. 

Was it still very tasty? Absolutely. And the service was excellent.

photo saturday: barbarian barmaid

Welcome to Week 2 of DnD Character Colouring Book Barbarian March. So, in my explorations for potential new characters I've had to narrow down my race/species choices given that I've already played a drow, a gnome, a dwarf and a human in Friday Night DnD.

But also the only one that I've never played is the Aasimar. So there's been a lot of poking around that idea. Which brings us to Agnetha Aledaughter, or Aggie. Much like last week, she's an Aasimar Zealot Barbarian. I did originally have her as just a dwarf and a World Tree Barbarian, but then I stumbled across Hanseath, Dwarven god of carousing, brewery, and singing... who also happens to be a war god.

The single line in the info about him that sold me was... "Hanseath's herald was a celestial dwarf, this servant also being an unimaginably powerful barbarian."

So after about half a dozen versions, all of which required a lot of messing around in Photoshop, I circled back around to more or less where I started. Just the minor details changed. Weirdly, any time I took the muttonchop sideburns off her she looked wrong.

And the pewter tankard acts as her shield for the purposes of mechanics.

Anyway...

This week's Mini Media Reviews where accidentally good choices. Mostly I was looking for something to fill in the gaps until Season 2 of American Gods showed up.

First up was Three Star Bar (aka Three Star Bar in Nishi Ogikubo aka Nishiogikubo Mitsuboshi Youshudou). A short, six episode series where the episodes are only about half an hour long. But it's SO good. Turns out it's adapted from a manga, which makes perfect sense, and it made me cry. It's very much one of those "person stumbles into a store/bar exactly at the point they need to" stories.

But I really enjoyed it.

I followed that up with Paris Police 1900. Which was... much more intense. It's all based on real world people and events involved with the fallout from the Dreyfus Affair. Basically it's a lot of terrible people doing terrible things. There's a second season which takes place 5 years later, and I will probably watch that at some point. It's very well made, full of fantastic performances, but is occasionally hard to watch because of the aforementioned terrible people doing terrible things. Even the supposed hero isn't immune to that and becomes more of a schmuck as the show progresses.

I also tried watching the 1994 miniseries of The Stand. Which is nearly unwatchable. I got maybe 4 hours into the 6 hour miniseries and just noped out of the last part because I just couldn't do it anymore. I can't tell if the issue was King's writing, the direction or the actor, but it was bad.

We can also reset the Yani Fall Down counter. It's a long story, it's mostly dull... but it wasn't on my walk this time. It was because while I remembered that there is a section around the back of the apartment complex that it at a different level to the rest of it, I then forgot that fact 37 seconds later and fell up the step. Which is, admittedly, better than falling down the step. But also, fucking hell.

Thankfully this week was also Chiro Day... so at the very least everything that got shaken up got put back in the right place.

Friday Night DnD was a slight comedy of terrible rolls. But also managing to shank the miniboss of the area in one surprise round.

Do I regret giving our DM ammunition that allowed him to tie my backstory to a later story boss... slightly. But at the same time, I was much less tied into the villains in the previous campaign, so at least it's something different.

We're also essentially past the only bits of the story that I was previously aware of thanks to a couple of Adventurers League games back in the day.

However we do keep ending games with my character up to his nipples in trouble. Which I don't hate.

Anyway.

Today was not terribly exciting. The usual supermarket nonsense, then we made a brief run to Spotlight, but that was it really.

photo saturday: barbarian priestess

Welcome to a special edition of DnD Character Colouring Book... Barbarian March. I've been throwing so many barbarian concepts at the wall lately for the next campaign we play just to see what, if anything sticks. The issue mostly is that a lot of things stick for a little while, then fall off onto the floor once I come up the the next thing that sticks.

But given that I've made so many recently, I figured that I'd just run through a collection of them for the entire month of March. And, at this point, I could get most of the way through April also. We'll see about that though.

We start with Grimwarden Lily, who is what happens when I start out by thinking about a halfling and then pivot to the idea of an Aasimar who just happens to have halfling parents (because Aasimar don't need to be of human origin any more).

I was also slightly working with the idea of the old version of the Zealot barbarian, where spells that brought them back from the dead didn't need a material component (which I still think is a great concept). Now, instead, they just get to do a little bit of healing on themselves.

But that did get me to the idea of a halfling priestess who died, was brought back by her god in order to be his little divine champion. Which got me to the halfling god of the dead, Urogalan, who I absolutely want to use on a character eventually. Her mace I entirely cobbled together in Photoshop, because Urogalan is also a god of the earth. And because offerings to him sometimes take the form of uncut gems, it seemed appropriate.

I also came up with who she was before she died, the halfling version and her wife Poppy, who is a potter, and the student/apprentice of Lily's (previously Asphodel... because an Asphodel is a type of lily) mother, also a potter. I made a couple of versions of Poppy's outfit. Basically she wears a lot of big gingham check dresses in various colours.

Anyway...

Not a lot going on this week...

The mini media review is American Gods. I read the book back in 2018 and enjoyed it. Or at least I have positive memories of it. My actual review from back then is a little light on detail.

The first season of American Gods covers, so Google tells me, about the first 120 pages of a 600+ page book. But also a lot of that is character set up, so I don't really know (without encountering spoilers for things I've forgotten) if the three seasons cover all the book or not. But we'll see. Eventually, because these DVDs are taking their sweet time coming into the library.

A little like the book, it is occasionally all over the place, with flashbacks, flashsideways and the like. But I enjoyed the season. Favourite character is absolutely Mad Sweeney for reasons I can't completely articulate, but I can say is actually not because they stuck Pablo Schreiber in a ginger wig. He also has a lot of scenes this season with the character I probably care about least... Laura Moon. I have a vague idea that I didn't really care for her in the book either. Emily Browning is doing a fine job with what she's given, I just don't know that I care for the character itself.

Bonus points to Gillian Anderson, because Gillian Anderson always makes things better. And I can't really think of anybody else who could have played Mr Wednesday other than Ian McShane.

Friday Night DnD went in something of a different direction from the way I thought it might. Yes, my character was off to beat up the daughter of one of the other characters. My solution, like many things in life, keep talking as much and as fast as you can until you figure a way out. Or a way out just presents itself and you just latch onto it with both hands. In this case, the plan I came in with was slightly getting away from me, as often happens, but thankfully the DM also had A Plan. Which saved my ass.

But because I'd been The Focus for much of the first half of the game, my character happily Went To Bed to let the other two get some spotlight time. It is that weird balance with certain characters who absolutely would go off on their own and do their own thing versus staying together as a group and making things slightly simpler for your DM. The Friday group as a whole does seem to veer more towards the former rather than the latter to be fair. At least in the last couple of campaigns.

And now, my character getting involved in a threesome with the some of the folks whose base we're currently sneaking into in order to potentially dispatch their leader is about to pay off.

We'll see I guess.

Anyway...

Today was fairly simple. Supermarketry as usual. And then a mostly pointless errand out to Mitcham Shopping Centre that didn't do much except letting us go for a drive.

photo saturday: hi tech duo

Today's Character Colouring Book is both a slight sidestep and comes with something of a story. These are clearly not DnD characters... they're Cyberpunk characters, it says so, right up in the top right corner. Except anybody paying attention to the banner at the top of the blog, or my ongoing ramblings, might recognise the character on the left as my terrible, terrible human dumpster fire cleric, Demyan.

Because since the early days of the Cyberpunk 2077 video game, I always maintained that if I was going to play the game (which is unlikely), I would play the Corpo origin storyline, and would make a version of Demyan as my character. Because he fits so wonderfully into that idea of a Cyberpunk Corpo/Exec.

Then I got an email from Demiplane, where I've messed around with their various Tabletop RPG character makers before, saying they now had the Cyberpunk Red game. So, I went off to make me a Demyan.

It could not have been a more seamless fit, honestly. Every narrative option I was given, there was a clear parallel to Demyan. It all just worked.

When I mentioned this to Fluffy, we talked about his Demyan equivalent, Moss, because, honestly, these are two characters that neither of us can fully let go of. They live, rent free, in our collective heads for reasons that I'm not entirely sure of. Maybe it was because we never got a chance for them to have a proper narrative end. The campaign, such as it was, just kind of fizzled out and the last we left our boys, they were taking a long rest with their other two companions in the middle of a wizarding school for magical asshole teenagers deep underground, part way through an adventure.

So we never got to give them a "narrative wrap up", or really cover what might have happened next.

It's also interesting because there is a different version of Demyan that lives in Fluffy's head than the one who lives in mine. Which is, actually, fairly on brand. There's the Demyan that he projects into the world, and the Demyan that I was fully aware of as a much richer character that existed only inside his own head. I'm not saying he wasn't a complete asshole. He was. But he also had layers and nuance.

They are also the two characters that Fluffy and I end up talking about the most. It always comes back to them. There will be a song or a movie character or some piece of media that one of us sees and is very "Demyan/Moss coded", and we end up talking about them. 

So, of course, if there is a Cyberpunk version of Demyan, he absolutely has a Cyperpunk version of Moss in his life.

Moss, who was a tabaxi (catlike humanoid... see also my speedy floof boi, Rain), but in this universe we replace the black leopard aesthetic with African heritage, tattoos, cybernetic eyes and an outfit that comes with a holographic tail and ears. Plus a robot arm and robot leg, because Fluffy said that Moss would have "too many implants". Where did he get the astronaut boot? Nobody knows and he absolutely has no memory of getting it.

Also, funnily enough, it's not the first time I've used that exact same jacket and pants for a "modern" character for Fluffy.

What's also interesting is that I went with much more stretched out human style proportions rather than the usual Hero Forge proportions. Which makes Demyan look the 6'1" he actually is, although actual Demyan would have a much narrower/skinnier chest than HF allows.

Fluffy's response when I showed him the Cyberpunk Moss... "I would play the fuck out of that".

Their former DnD relationship does slot wonderfully over to a Cyberpunk world. Demyan being the Exec that works for a large, multinational corporation (the church of his evil DnD goddess) and is in a power struggle with an Exec from another division (the head of the Waterdeep branch of the church). So since this Moss is a hacker/netrunner, Demyan went "off the books" to employ him to find dirt on the other Exec, only to find that Moss finds said information, but is also full of his company's faulty cybernetic implants which are driving him slightly insane, so he hears the voices of rogue AIs or NET Ghosts that nobody else can hear (which accounts for OG Moss's Wild Magic sorcery and warlock patron). So, much to his chagrin, Demyan now has to keep Moss safe.

Thus, hijinks ensue.

Not that I think we'd ever play these characters in a Cyberpunk Red game... but at least they're there if we need them. Hence the story time.

Anyway...

There isn't a lot that happened this week...

Mini Media Reviews were a little all over the place. I started with Memoirs of a Snail, which Google lists as a "Drama/Tragicomedy", and I would 100% agree with. It's beautiful, but it's also deeply fucking depressing. But that does seem to be the directors personal wheelhouse. I have a very vague memory of watching Mary and Max and feeling much the same. Good though, but not for those days when your mental health is a little ragged.

Next up was Alpha Rift... well, kind of. It was so monumentally terrible that I lasted about 20 minutes before I noped out of it. Actually, it was the point that I realised that the incredibly annoying female sidekick was going to be sticking around that I called it quits. It felt like somebody's bad DnD fan fiction made on a shoestring budget with heavily improvised and unnatural dialogue.

Instead of that I ended up watching a documentary called Saucy!: Secrets of the British Sex Comedy, which was very interesting and occasionally a big tragic. 

I followed that up with Shaolin Soccer, which I'm not sure I liked as much as God of Cookery.

Then I rounded out the week by finally getting around to Season 2 of Romulus, which I watched back in 2021. Originally, I wanted to watch Season 1 again first, because they were both of SBS On Demand last year. But I waited a little too long and the first season is gone (for now). So I just watched the second and had to kind of piece together some of the characters and plot points from my memory.

It's still an excellent TV show. Full of deeply flawed characters who occasionally I want to slap the shit out of. But I still highly recommend it.

Otherwise there wasn't a Friday Night DnD this week, because people who aren't me get sick and stuff.

Anyway...

Today was hot. But weirdly, unlike other hot Saturdays, the supermarket wasn't packed super early. So it was just a casual wander around. And afterwards, we just came back here and hung out for a couple of hours before I went Ma back up the road.

photo saturday: what a big axe you have

There are times when half of an idea leads you to a fully formed character just dropping straight into your lap. Thus was the case with this week's DnD Character Colouring Book. It started off with just looking at potential paladin ideas. And I also realised that I don't use that nice axe as much as I perhaps could.

And then I went with the missing/blinded eye. And I think that's when it all started to take shape. The claw marks, the whole vibe started taking shape as a take on the Woodcutter from Little Red Riding Hood.

So we got Marrok Strongbones, a woodcutter and farmer whose family/home was attacked and killed by a wolf... dire wolf... werewolf... I'm not sure... one of those. Werewolf is the most fun, but they also have 71 hit points, so that feels a little less doable for even a Level 3 character. I am formulating how that could work in my head though... because the new werewolves don't have the immunity to everything but silvered weapons that the old versions had. Which seems a little silly, narratively. I'm sure it makes sense to them mechanically though. And who is to say that he killed the werewolf, just drove it off.

There are a few little details I like... the wolf teeth and fur on the bracers, the ragged remains of the lumberjack shirt around the waist. The whole face. Also using the breastplate from this year's Advent Calendar, even though I wasn't sure it was ever going to be useful.

Marrok is definitely on a shortlist as a potential character, but it would have to be the right kind of campaign. Something with some definite lycanthrope theming.

Anyway...

This week has been a literal and figurative hot mess.

Literal because it got to over 40 by Wednesday. Figurative, because even though the temperature dropped to a more reasonable high 20's on Thursday, I was also without electricity from just after 8am until just after 3pm. I knew it was going to happen, but I was both slightly too warm without any kind of air movement in the house and also hugely bored. Should I have done elsewhere for most of the day? Probably. But I was also hoping against hope that they actually finished earlier than the time they said they were going to.

If the weather had been like it is today, I might have been fine... but sadly, twas not the case. I made it through, obviously, and smashed through the book I was reading and a graphic novel, but I still slightly lost my mind.

Thursday was also doubly weird... and I'll let me from Thursday explain why...

This is Dennis… I rescued Dennis from the middle of the footpath so he wouldn’t get stepped on. I expected Dennis to fly away pretty much immediately. Dennis had other ideas and I spent the rest of my morning walk carrying Dennis on my finger like I was a fucking Disney princess. I tried to drop Dennis off at the park, but Dennis was having none of it. Dennis stayed on my finger until I got home where he was last seen sitting on the hood of my car. Godspeed Dennis, and thank you...

So, yes... just like past me says. Dennis is a Tailed Emperor Butterfly, and based on how raggedy the edges of his wings were, possibly quite an elderly butterfly as these things go.

I also hope that the many people who walked past me on my walk and didn't ask me about the butterfly or otherwise seem to notice, actually went home/to work/out in the world and said to numerous people in their regular lives "hey, you'll never guess what I saw this morning...".

Basically I hope I was somebody's (or many somebodies) Interesting Story Of The Day. Or everybody is terrible at noticing things and they had no idea why I was walking along with one hand in the air.

It was just one of those singularly strange but lovely experiences though. Also, I have no idea why I settled on the name Dennis... it just popped into my head.

There wasn't really much of any Mini Media Reviews this week. I'd picked up the second half of the first season of That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime and... no. Just no. I wish they'd finished out the storyline from the first half on the other DVD set. It was only missing two episodes. But the after that a whole new storyline starts, and introduces the point at which I absolutely drew the line. That point was Milim Nava. IYKYK. I could put up with Random Boobs in the first part of the series. But just no to everything about that character.

So, thus far, I'm not really finding anime that doesn't either squick me out (this) or put me to sleep (Jojo and Violet Evergarden). I might just have to make the executive decision that anime is just not my jam. Or at least not anything I'm getting hold of from the library.

There was, however, the 8+ hour finale of Critical Role's third campaign. I've enjoyed this campaign a lot less than the previous one, but this was a decent send off. It will be interesting to see where they go next. They are being uncharacteristically cagey about future plans right now though, which is slightly frustrating.

Friday Night DnD was... slightly delayed, but... eventful. We gathered some additional information, we didn't have to fight a banshee, which is always good. But remember last week when I said that my character joining up with the Very Obvious Bad Guys while in pursuit of a threesome was going to come back and bite him in the ass. Yeah, it already happened. Well, is about to happen, because my boy is now supposed to go and beat up the barmaid who is both resisting their control and also happens to be the daughter of Oldy McOldbeard.

I have... A Plan though. Well, part of A Plan that may be dependent on dice rolls, but at the very least, it's something. Because as much as I kind of would love to just let things play out as they would do without him there, and just deal with the consequences... that doesn't feel quite like my boy. I dunno... like I said, while there is the start of A Plan, we'll see where things end up going after I think about it for the rest of the week.

Anyway...

This week we definitely made up for spending less at the supermarket. And then not really much of anything.

photo saturday: fairy princess

I'm currently batting two for two when it comes to making Other People's Characters. Today's DnD Character Colouring Book winds the clock back to when I was running The Wild Beyond The Witchlight. And Mrs never managed to make a Hero Forge model of her character that she liked. I did attempt something at the time, but looking back on it, it definitely wasn't quite there.

So, after having Mrs decide that the version I made of her character for the current campaign was to her liking and she order the physical model, I went back to the conversations I'd had with her at the time about what was going on with her character, and pulled out one of the models that she'd sent me.

And while I didn't strictly follow everything she'd said, I did go with the underlying themes and with the added benefit of hindsight (and the many new elements that have shown up on Hero Forge since then), crafted Princess (and, yes, again, not her real name... while I might share the models, I am going to avoid using the names of other people's characters).

In the end, a large proportion of the key to getting her to feel right was the simple white outfit. There's already so much colour going on that any additional colours you add just tended to swamp her. Black would also have worked, but they weren't right for her character.

So after several days of very minor tweaks, I showed it to Mrs last Friday and sent her the link during the week. And much like with her current character, she messaged me towards the end of the week to say she'd ordered this model too. Which, honestly, feels pretty good.

Anyway...

I spent a pleasant couple of hours on Sunday putting together the LEGO Polaroid OneStep SX-70 Camera that Fluffy got me for Christmas. I did think that I'd lost a piece along the way, but it turns out to have fallen under one of the chairs, and I only found it after I was done.

I think I possibly screwed up the internal mechanism a bit... I think it's supposed to do a think that makes the photos pop out, but mind doesn't for some reason. Mostly I'm fine with that, because it's just going to sit nicely on the shelf with all the other LEGO cameras. But also one of the sides came loose this morning after showing it to Fluffy last night and Ma this morning, so I might need to take it partially apart because of the bit that came loose, so I'll just poke around the innards while I'm doing that, see if I can spot what went wrong.

It was a fun build though. It's been a minute since I did a LEGO build, and one of the things I really liked about this one is that a lot of the inner mechanical pieces were in the same rainbow of colours on the front of the camera/film box.

This week's Mini Media Reviews is just one movie. The 2024 remake of The Crow. And while there were some minor character elements that I felt were a little more fleshed out and interesting than the 1994 version, at the end of the day, the whole thing just ended up being... dull. Which, honestly, is the ultimate sin here.

Otherwise I ended up kind of rolling through some of the B movies from the 50's and 60's that just sit on YouTube. Nothing earth shattering, and a lot of them ended up being things that I mostly watched in the background rather than something I was fully paying attention to.

Friday was Chiro Day... I ended up wandering around the library in town after doing my usual wanderings. The city library's range is... slightly weird. Or feels that way. But maybe I just spend entirely too much time wandering the stacks.

Friday Night DnD was... the longest foreplay before a threesome possibly in history. Or, possibly the longest foreplay full of many bad decisions. Because when you state that you're essentially playing a bisexual disaster, and the first two of the very clear and obvious Bad Guys in the small town you walk into are a man and a woman and you decide to fuck with them by smiling at them when everybody else is afraid of them...

And they come back into the bar the next night... and it becomes one of those evenings when you just kind of roll with things. Also, you realise that you're getting a lot of unintended information from just tagging along with these idiots.

So now my boy has "joined" the Bad Guys, which is absolutely not going to end badly for everyone. But he also had himself a decidedly average threesome.

But the end result of all that is that for most of the first two hours of last night's game, I was basically running off on my own because events just kept unfolding. I didn't hate it. But I also definitely got out of the way a little bit once our characters were all together again, so I wasn't intentionally sucking all the oxygen out of the room. And everyone else seemed to enjoy themselves.

Anyway...

Today was a slightly weird supermarket day. It didn't necessarily feel like it at the time, but we ended up spending a bunch less.

Afterwards we went Looking At Things. Mostly the things in question were trying to find Sodastream bottles that seem to have been discontinued, and also looking at potential new kettles for Ma. We came away with none of that. Honestly, we came away with not much of anything really.

But that happens sometimes.

photo saturday: lucky little guy

This week's DnD Character Colouring Book covers quite a bit of ground. Firstly an idea that has been floating around in both my brain and just in the DnD collective space for a hot minute. A halfling Divination wizard. So, basically, just finding all manner of new and unique ways to mess with dice rolls.

It did partially start with the idea of using one of the "star patterns" on a wizard robe/hat, since the ability to add patterns to hats is relatively new. It took me a while to work out what to do with the trim at the top of the robes though, until I accidentally made it all leather and realised that it worked really well that way.

Also, Theordoric is the first halfling where I've changed over the ear styles. Previously I was using the default Hero Forge halfling ears, which are pointy. And those are cute, but current DnD art direction has halflings with round ears. So after a little bit of a play around, I decided on a specific ear style for my halflings and may have changed all the halflings accordingly.

And, honestly, it makes more sense looking at them next to the gnomes. It just means I need to go in and finagle a different set of ears from the default.

Anyway...

This week was mostly taken up with my rental inspection.

As usual, I split the cleaning over two days. I just can't do it all on the same day any more. After all the cleaning on Monday, I reorganised a couple of shelves on the bookcase in order to make a space for the LEGO Polaroid camera I got for Christmas.

Tuesday was the usual mopping and such, but I managed to be done by about midday. Then Wednesday I cleared out and killed some time at the library.

But as usual, the best part of the inspection is coming home after it's all over.

This week's Mini Media Reviews started out with the first season of JoJo's Bizarre Adventure... and I made it through about four episodes before I was so bored I started to fall asleep. I just wasn't vibing with it. I find the art style kinda fugly and the whole thing is so incredibly overwrought. Also, those early episodes aren't at all what I was expecting... or rather what I'd been led to believe the show was about. I'm sure it would get there eventually... I just honestly couldn't be bothered waiting that long.

Fortunately I had the third and fourth seasons of The Umbrella Academy to watch instead. And, honestly, while I agree that the first two seasons are probably the very best ones, I also think they're all equally good. Each one has it's own charms, and all of them have unique issues. I really liked the final season, even though I wish they'd been given the full 10 episode run to round the story out. And, for the record, I was perfectly happy with the way it all ended.

Favourite character throughout the series, who never had a season where I didn't really dislike them... it has always been and remains Five. Best character, literally no notes.

Otherwise, Friday Night DnD didn't quite go the way any of us were really expecting. I'm starting to fully get a handle on my boy Whisper. And plot threads are starting to present themselves. It was a good session overall though.

Anyway...

Today was just the supermarket. Nothing exciting.